Nothing To It: 50 Kills in Halo 3

Transcript Below! This is my "comedic" version of getting 50 kills in one match, which means I make fun of everything I see. Transcript: Time to crush these noobs. Fuck that exploding cannister thing. Yes, I'm a bitch. Fuck that thing too. I'm flaming. How gay. Those pussies quit. Now we're fucked. It's my back the fuck off grenade. They're going for the sword. Shit. Stay away from that. Get owned. I'm running away. Ass smack. You're mine. You too. Now I'll watch the lift. Shit. Fuck yeah, I killed him. Give me that sword. Here's a great grenade. Get the fuck away from me. That was pathetic. His ass should have been more concerned about me. Get raped. How am I on a fucking frenzy? Fuck that. I should have killed him with the first swing. I hate those exploding pieces of shit. Stop shooting him. Sweet! I got a double. That should've been a triple. Fuck this game. This is re God damn diculous. My teammate threw that grenade and helped kill me. I was unstoppable. At least I shot him. Coward. Good, bring back a friend I can kill too. Camping bastard. Can my teammate do anything? What was the point of that second energy drainer? He just took it. Thank God. It only took one whole clip. Fuck that guy. I don't care about him. Wow, that actually killed him. Bitch. I love the B R.. I really should've killed him. Bull fuck. He took the sword because he needs it. Give me the sword, I need it. Damn, they wised up. What a noob. Dumb ass. I deserve a merit badge for camping. Shit. He has a sword. Give me that shit. And now you're dead. Didn't expect that did you? Did my teammate just do that? Fuck that junkie. What the fuck? Another frenzy. Damn! I mean I've only tripled the other team's score by myself. That was pussy. If my teammate threw that grenade, I'll find his house and choke him with my trouser snake. I would've killed my teammate, but that damn blue guy beat me to it. This is easier than your mom. What the hell? Shit! Please give me an extermination. I choked, just like your mom did on my penis, and so did your dad. That was uncalled for. I apologize. Even with a sloppy B R, I killed him. I want to cry now. At least I killed him. A clusterfuck. And it took the guy with the sword to kill me. Great, my teammate is dicking around down here. Maybe they won't kill him as much now. Only someone as awesome as me can rock the plasma pistol. Fuck off. Lucky fuck. I'm so close to winning this game myself. Death from above. I want this piece of shit. That was sad. I feel bad for everyone involved.

Channel: Gaming
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: carbongreed

Length: 09:52
Rating: 3.86
Views: 1029

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